help, i'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory


(Source: mexi-jew)





jaredletoswhoreface:

myhusbandisjaredleto:

Look at him…he’s one of us

I love this man, how he gives it all in one and each of the concerts, like he’s full of energy, even when he isn’t.




Conversation I heard in the club.

  • Shy Guy: Hey there..
  • Random Guy: Hey what's up?
  • Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
  • Random Guy: Thanks dude!
  • Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
  • Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
  • Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
  • Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
  • Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
  • Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
Via i don't remember the moment i tried to forget

(Source: himmelsmechaniker)










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